20030320 Burritos

Today, I went outside only once, to Far Burrito. It was dubbed thus when we lived on the other side of town from it. Now it's closer than Near Burrito, but we don't want to confuse ourselves by renaming them. There's also Death by Burrito (with a bullet hole in the window at head-level and across the street from a cemetery) and Goat Burrito (guess their specialty—anyway open late). Infrequently we eat at Fast Burrito (gets the digestion moving) or Yucky Burrito (a bastardization of Yuppy Burrito—healthy wrap-type things, so healthy none of them are satisfying). Do you get the idea we eat a lot of burritos?

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